Figgerin this dang thing out.

Greetings all! Here we go. For awhile now I've been planning on doing something like this. With so much of my life already committed to creating countless other projects, I've been too busy to do something that is based on really what's most important to me. My beautiful family, and our highly abnormal daily lives. I feel as crazy as our home lives are, this might even rival the entertainment value of any of the bands I've been in anyway. 

 

So lets start by introducing the main characters of this story. First and foremost is my son Charlie. Full name Charles Michael Morgan, born October 25th, 2004. Almost a Halloween baby... we tried.  Thats a story by itself. Well come back to that later. 

Next we have my wife of 11 years and my best friend, we call her B. She is a true warrior, and she lives to do everything possible for Charlie. I've never seen anyone love someone as much as she loves Charlie. You'll be reading many insane stories about her as well. 

 

And then there's me. Without these other two people, I would not be the person I am today. 

 

Ha! Thats right. I told you we're not a normal family. 

So, stay tuned. I promise you plenty of highly entertaining tales.